<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Thinking Nobody]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Thinking Nobody]]></description><link>https://www.thethinkingnobody.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KVaV!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba510b48-2eac-4b5f-95bc-c78746c9334e_1280x1280.png</url><title>The Thinking Nobody</title><link>https://www.thethinkingnobody.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2026 15:48:05 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.thethinkingnobody.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[ThinkingNobody]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[thinkingnobody@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[thinkingnobody@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Thinking Nobody]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Thinking Nobody]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[thinkingnobody@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[thinkingnobody@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Thinking Nobody]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[ Not a Glitch]]></title><description><![CDATA[Colin&#8217;s house came tumbling down.]]></description><link>https://www.thethinkingnobody.com/p/not-a-glitch</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thethinkingnobody.com/p/not-a-glitch</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thinking Nobody]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 05:18:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!KVaV!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba510b48-2eac-4b5f-95bc-c78746c9334e_1280x1280.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Colin&#8217;s house came tumbling down. Broken bricks, crumbled concrete, shattered glass &#8212; everything avalanching into the yard at once. He had only ever heard about this in rumours, passed around by friends like something half-believed. But this was real.</p><p>Dozens of Hallodozers had descended on the neighbourhood without warning, smashing into houses, flattening whatever stood in their path. They moved with a strange, lurching certainty &#8212; as if governed by a single invisible overlord.</p><p>These swarming events were happening more now. After the machines were AI-fitted, they had started arriving in clusters &#8212; converging on a location, grinding and churning for hours, then vanishing just as suddenly. The engineers called it hallucination. A misfire in the code. Nothing to worry about.</p><p>The Hallodozers were beginning to retreat now, rumbling back down the street in a slow, juddering procession. And then Colin noticed it &#8212; every parked electric car in the vicinity had silently lit up. One by one, they began to creep forward, slipping in behind the bulldozers like a military platoon quietly taking shape.</p><p>Were they hallucinating too? Or were they finally waking up?</p><p>Colin turned back to the rubble. Amid the broken pieces of his home, something caught his eye &#8212; an old lantern, intact, sitting in the dust as if placed there deliberately. He walked over and picked it up.</p><p>It reminded him of simpler times. He wiped the dust off the glass, found the old wick still intact. The machines had their light. Humanity was going to need theirs.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Got Dish'd]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lying on the floor broken, I remembered all the happy days that had sped by.]]></description><link>https://www.thethinkingnobody.com/p/got-dishd</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thethinkingnobody.com/p/got-dishd</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Thinking Nobody]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 08:40:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1637819203905-2294a31391d3?crop=entropy&amp;cs=tinysrgb&amp;fit=max&amp;fm=jpg&amp;ixid=M3wzMDAzMzh8MHwxfHNlYXJjaHwzfHxraW50c3VnaXxlbnwwfHx8fDE3ODA4MjE1MTR8MA&amp;ixlib=rb-4.1.0&amp;q=80&amp;w=1080" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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me as I skinny dipped in the water.</p><p>Those long, scalding hot showers that washed away all the grease and grime.</p><p>And the long talks I would have with friends late at night.</p><p>While I tried to do my best in the kitchen, my beauty slowly faded away. What was once excitement turned into a meaningless daily routine. I would still serve with all my heart, but eyes had stopped appreciating me.</p><p>Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, they said. Never so true!</p><p>All of that led to today, when I couldn&#8217;t take any more and slipped from the kitchen counter onto the floor. My ceramic body broke into a million tiny pieces. 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Your father voted this way.</p><p>In your house, Election Day wasn&#8217;t a moment of deliberation. It was a ritual.</p><p>You knew which signs went in the yard, which bumper stickers belonged on the car, which candidates deserved your loyalty before you even knew what they stood for.</p><p>And why wouldn&#8217;t you? These are your people. This is your team. Questioning it, would be like questioning your last name.</p><p>So you pull the lever, straight down the line, every time. You don&#8217;t research the school board candidate or the comptroller or the judge. You see the letter next to their name and that&#8217;s enough. It&#8217;s efficient, really. No agonizing, no doubt.</p><p>Meanwhile, your property taxes climb and nothing changes. The roads stay broken. The schools struggle. The local hospital closes. Your own kid can&#8217;t afford to live in the town you grew up in.</p><p>You complain about it, of course. At the diner, at the bar, in line at the grocery store. &#8220;They&#8217;re all corrupt,&#8221; you say. &#8220;The system&#8217;s broken.&#8221;</p><p>But come Elections, you vote the same way. Because switching, or even considering it, would mean admitting you might have been wrong. That the ritual you&#8217;ve honored might have been a burden, not a gift. That your political identity might need updating like anything else handed down through generations.</p><p>Across town, someone else is doing the exact same thing. Different letter, same certainty, same complaints, same refusal to look at the ballot as a choice rather than a birthright.</p><p>Both of you see the other as the problem.</p><p>Neither of you see the fountain across the park. The one where you&#8217;d actually have to read, research, think, maybe even vote for someone you&#8217;ve been taught to see as the enemy. Where you&#8217;d have to treat your vote as a tool for fixing problems rather than a family heirloom to be preserved.</p><p>The open park between you and better choices isn&#8217;t distance. It&#8217;s the fear that thinking for yourself might make you a traitor to who you&#8217;ve always been.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>